The Haunted Vagina

The Haunted Vagina - Carlton Mellick III Project Alice in Wonderland 983567.0!

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I'm Professor Nachteule and so glad you could come to my project.
Unfortunately, there were some... difficulties along the way to plan this project.
See... Alice is stuck on a tea party with the Mad Hatter and March Hare,
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Cheshire Cat had a dentist appointment,
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the white rabbit had no time (Does he ever have?)
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and the supermarket was out of rabbitholes.
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But don't worry, foresighted as I am, I've brought some replacements. We just have to improvise a little bit!
So give a warm welcome to our... volunteer Steve, who will do Alice's part.
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*whisper* I had to promise I won't make him wear a dress!

His girlfriend Stacy, who was so kind to lent us her vagina as the rabbithole.
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No, we won't do a close up of your honeypot, damnit!

Her imaginary childhood-friend, latex-girl Fig. She will do the Cheshire Cat part.
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After all she is imaginary... isn't she?

And last but not least I was able organize the skeleton of the biology-class as the white rabbit!
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What? Okaaay... take your buddy with you!

So, everything's ready? *takes a deep breath*

Oh f***! I almost forgot the walkie-talkies!
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Just in case, you want to tell us something while your adventure, Steve!

But now we are ready, aren't we?
*takes a deep breath*
ABRA KADABRA HAKUNA MATATA
*waves her hands frantically*
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*coughs* Did we succeed? *coughs*

Hello???

Everything's fine???

Where are you???

*trips over something on the floor*

Oh there are you!!!!
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THE END