Punished By The Dark Unicorn
Another Weird Shit Wednesday. 9/10/2014
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Which means Uniporn by Hunter Fox!
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THIS IS ALL WORNG!!!
This... moron idiot dumbass tourist lies! The whole thing went completely different!
Me is pissed! *loud snort*
I was peacefully thinking about black glitter and mocking fairys while farting rainbows and pushing my mysterious fog around (Typical unicorn stuff, as you can see.) as this asshole dude came into my magical forest and went all fangirl like "I love your horn! It's so huge and magical!".
I just wanted him to leave me alone and started to push him away! But he started to say he loves me and wanted to make me happy. I felt a bit lonely and so we had a great time together.
And now he tells everybody I'm evil and do force myself upon young men. *sigh*
So what do we learn out of this story?
DON'T YOU EVER GET INVOLVED WITH GROUPIES!
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If you are easiely offended or a spoilsport without a single humorous bone in your body, don't click the spoiler!
I just couldn't help myself! *snicker*
